Ggrauggetth Ttraugeth the CLVIII of Northern Italy

Ruler of the Chumlands

Person 1:Ggrauggetth Ttraugeth the CLVIII of Northern Italy pillaged my grandmothers village, Orifice.
Person 2: What a crackhead

by Bababababbabababababababab December 9, 2019

mouthy northern bird

Northern girl who backchats a lot and never listens.

Nigel: oi m8 she is a right mouthy northern bird.
Dave:I can attest to that.

by UrBoiCanCount June 18, 2017

Northern Echo

A similar, though more monstrous version of the Cornish Torpedo. A humongous stealth turd which slips quietly into the night, without trace.

Simon’s full English came back as a Northern Echo!

by Vinnie4brexit July 24, 2021

Northern Icehole

When a male and female are out ice fishing both people have to take a piss the women squats over the Icehole to piss and the male aims to piss in-between her legs. "It's ohk if things get a little messy"

My man and I had to piss so we figured the northern Icehole would work best

by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021

Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit

Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.

Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!

by The Kingsbray Chookie May 5, 2019

northern state

they were drunk when they built the northern state parkway. traffic all day everyday. pot holes galore, a bitch to drive on the end!

oh and the on and off ramps suck you could go into the woods.

Yo man what road is this?
Its the northern state parkway dude.
Well this road sucks its too windy.

by the dananator August 28, 2010

Northern Bidet

When you fall through the seat on the toilet and you touch the water in the bowl and flush.

I met a girl on a train to York and heard a girl say she was so small she slipped through the seat and enjoyed it. Flushed too.
Gave herself a Northern Bidet!

by TheSkankerOneMainG March 21, 2025