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Salty Norman

The Salty Norman is a sex act in which a man (or woman) cuts open a man's penis with a rusty razor blade, and sprinkles salt into the man's open gash.

It is WIDELY considered to be VERY sexy in France.
by Jurek_11 July 22, 2011
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norman the conqueror

When you tie a rope or ribbon around a girls ankles and then wrap it around her neck causing her legs to be up in the air and causing her to choose between blood-flow and her own leg muscles.
"what did you get up to last night g?" "Oh you know just gave my girl the old norman the conqueror."
by senseiyenotha September 14, 2018
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norcal badboy

NorCal BADBOY resides in the REAL Northern California. Not to be confused with "The Bay" "Central Cali" has lived in NorCal long enough it would be considered his "old stompin grounds"

He possesses such charm and charisma he is the life of the party! The envy of the twerps that dress in their parents success. When he arrives the guys look to to see their girl captivated by this casanova. His strut is strong and has never been matched. He is energetic and enthusiastic desiring an adrenaline rush has gotten him into lil trouble
He is strong and stern! Sleek and Sly! Sexxy and subductive! Sensible and smart! And slightly sensitive.

He is a mans man, the cock of the walk, the alpha, and the king!
His laugh is loud! His smile will have you smitten. "sex drugs and Rock N Roll" was coined just for him. Naturally loves the "Bad Boys of the NFL" aka The "Raiders" He possesses keen knowledge and expertise in regards to football!

He only wishes others could appreciate it as much as he! He will have your 49er loving girlfriend bringing him beer in his Raiders Jersey. Those who have had him have had the best. He seeks adventure and a get away driver!

His life is thrilling as he throughly enjoys having a good time and willing to take risks! He is the reason fathers polish their riffles. And the reason girls sneak out their windows. He is dashing and doesnt need anyones approval. He knows who he is and he knows who he aint. He is good at being bad

He laughs in the face of danger
Lock your doors and hide your woman because NorCal Badboy is in town
Girl: Travis is a NorCal Badboy
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norcal tw ambassador

A person who acts as a representative or promoter of events and mod days
"Big thank you to @MJonaGS32 for putting this together. Let’s face it, you are kinda now officially the tacomworld ambassador for the Bay Area." -Rames
"Urban Dictionary definition of Norcal TW ambassador: A person who acts as a representative or promoter of events and mod days " -Taco-Obsessed
by kalieaire May 3, 2019
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Nutty Norman

A "Nutty Norman" is a word used to describe someone who is perticularly crazy.

A "Nutty Norman" usally shouts abuse and random people and has very few or no friends.
"Wow did you see that guy? He was a right Nutty Norman"

"Omg! Did you see that nutty norman?"
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Norman'd

The rare moment in a person's life wherein the events of the previous night involved such severe levels of intoxication, debauchery, and sin, that you are forced to concede that you no longer have any shot of going to heaven after you die.
My last memory from yesterday night was wearing a viking helmut and a too too while I dug up my sister's grave so that I could use her skull as pipe to smoke crack with the 9 year old special needs child I had been babysitting. I definitely got Norman'd.
by thunderpants83 December 30, 2011
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Greasy Norman

The long, terribly disgusting trail left at the bottom of a toilet after a soft bowel movement. For a lack of better words, a greasy poop trail.
John left the most disgusting greasy norman in my downstairs bathroom.
by Ry Dawg June 17, 2006
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