Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

A shady gremlin

Lindsey Graham

Lindsey Graham is the name that a shady GremLin went by before revealing his true shadiness. a shady GremLin is Lindsey Graham unscrambled.

by Fluthy November 01, 2022

shady 80s

school teacher slang for kids who fall into the 80s IQ range. that is: not smart by any means, pretty stupid, but not retarded enough to get into SPED classes. that must really suck for them!

Poor Johnny's in the shady 80s, that boy has no chance!

by Fionn Mac Cumhaill October 11, 2023

shady rush

The time of day in which the shady children leave school to smoke in a strip mall near by. Most of the time, it is avoided by the regular children so they do not have to deal with such assholes.

Dude, yesterday was so terrible; I was engulfed in the shady rush and was drenched in bong water.

by Toonit November 08, 2007

Shady Beaver

When a woman's vagina has a 5 o'clock shadow

That woman has a shady beaver

by goldeneye1788 August 13, 2023

Shady mfs

Shady mfs(noun) backstabbing people who hurt you and don’t have a clue to what is going on They also steal from people just shady in general .....

Shady mfs are backstabbing people who don’t care about others . Seems like.every time I go submit words I can’t think of definitions for words so I can submit them but the moment I do some shady mf steals my words I want to submit because when I go back in to submit my words while I’m writing it down they steal my words I want to submit ......shady in general

by Pink warrior June 11, 2018

Shady mfs

Shady mfs (noun) people who backstab ,steal ,are sneaky,mischievous , and suspicious

I. Was trying to submit my words and definitions but some shady mfs were trying to submit while I was writing and stole my stuff i was trying to submit .......

by Pink warrior June 12, 2018