MCSD.NET

A certification, offered by microsoft, that is achieved through demonstration of old fashioned, cold-hearted pimpin'.

Joe obtained his MCSD.NET today because he's the shit and taps your mom's ass nightly.

by WvvjoevvW September 30, 2004

crab net

A sexual act; When a man inserts his scrotum and testes into a woman's anus, tugging repetitively.

Jose didn't walk straight for a week after he and Rachel tugged them some crab net.

by jacob917 October 27, 2006

mud net

The mud net is a slang word for underwear. The "mud net" is designed to catch any unwanted sudden bowel movements in public.

Jimmy told his co-worker "I thought I had to fart today at work, but it was the real deal, thank god I had my mud net on to catch my fudge.

by Rvitale June 5, 2016

Poo Net

A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.

How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!

by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019

România net de la țigani

It is a sentence/word for bad connection,or bad pc(personal computer),or bad game.It is not a common sentece/word,but very used for the 13 years old kids.

Derios Felia:OH MY GOD,ROMÂNIA NET DE LA ȚIGANI!!!

by Derios Felia August 16, 2019

Negative Net Hiking

Negative Net Hiking is simple. It encourages leaving the space better than you found it on your next walk or hike. This could be a walk around your neighborhood, the park, or out in the woods. When something is not a part of nature, take it out with you.

Negative Net Hiking at Hubbard Park

This past weekend, we hosted a Negative Net Hiking event at Hubbard Park in Meriden, CT. After visiting the park recently, we realized that the trails and common spaces were suffering from an abundance of litter.

by naturaldividends December 23, 2021

Ghetto Net

A site created by Ian to fight off VGS.

Ghetto Net is better than your site.

by AJ 187 July 8, 2003