ballsack mullet

the long scraggly pubic hair on the back of your nuts that you miss while shaving your scrotum. thus creating the look of a mullet cascading off your ballsack.

"Yo bro I was examining my balls after shaving and I noticed that I totally have a ballsack mullet!"

"Shave that shit now!"- Bro

by Bojmir August 21, 2012

mullet

Common name for any of the following haircuts: camro cut, beaver paddle, 10/90 cut, the joe dirt, and many others. It is an identifying trademark of the redneck lifestyle.

Dude, that guy had a mullet 5 feeet long!

by Rusty S. January 31, 2004

mullet

it looks like a rats nest

"tell your barber your sick of looking like an asshole"-wesley willis

by maggot June 17, 2004

mullet

Fo' shizzle! Check out that Camar-drivin' trailerpark trash at www.mulletsgalore.com.

by Mullet Man #1 April 23, 2003

mullet

Mississippi Mudslide. Commonly seen by people driving camaro's made in the 80's.

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

dyke mullet

mullet on a chick.
aka scene hair.

woman 1: dude. what did you do to you're hair?
woman 2: i got layers && entensions so my hair is the sex.
woman 1: no. you have a fucking dyke mullet. and it looks like shit.

by Alx Nichole January 11, 2009

Mullet

beautiful hair cut worn by red necks (buisness in the front and party in the back)YEEHAWW!!!. there is a song called "She thinks my Mullets sexy"...and i do think your mullets sexy;)....it goes like this...Washin' my Camaro in the hot summer sun
My bi-level hair’s two haircuts in one
It’s a mullet and the ole lady says
Cut it off or she'll leave......

She thinks my mullet's sexy
It really turns her on
On top it's short and spiky
But in the back it's long
Yeah, it’s business in the front
And it’s a party in the back
“The Wisconsin Waterfall”
Or “Tennessee Top Hat”
Its two haircuts in one,
Tight jeans, high tops, and muscle T's
She thinks my mullet's sexy.....and so on

Muuulllluuuuuuttt.....Mullet mazerole!!yeehaww

by Nicole June 29, 2004