Mr. Zurkon

A can of whup-ass with a voice, a jetpack and a laser gun.

Mr. Zurkon's laser roundhouse kicks enemies.

by thefellow3j July 27, 2011

Mrs. Nester

When you pull up and twerk on your principal's meat and produce very athletic offspring. You also get very sunburnt during intercourse.

Dawg, Mrs. Thompson just Mrs. Nestered me and now my sunburn is third degree.

by Gary Boi November 16, 2018

mr. kludt

A nerdy science teacher, about 70. Rocks a curl and a pitchers mound. Never checks his students work and never takes his eyes off his computer screen. Frankly doesn’t care about his kids education. Cranky and socially isolated.

He’s such a Mr. Kludt.

by fakemexican20 February 28, 2019

Mr Coward

Straight up savage that doesn't give a fuck about any little bitches in his class. You can't one up this legend as he will counter any roast with a far superior retort.

Don't try, many have failed and all are traumatised.

Tom- "Sir! I also got that answer!!!"
Mr Coward- "Yes but he got it for question 5."
Dom & Luke- "Fuck, sir just destroyed that lil bitch."

by Dynamo110 June 25, 2018

Mr. Dancer

10th Grade Technology Teacher @ MCSC. Fundraised a PS4 by selling Hot Cheetos. Gives out trizzys every Friday.

Lets pull up to Mr. Dancer and play some GTAV

by AbdulJeter May 20, 2018

mr. kraft

the coolest teacher alive. enjoys aged white cheddar cheese puffs and original Doritos.

Student: The answer is five!
Mr. Kraft: Actually the answer to everything is white cheddar cheese puffs.

by agedcheddarawesomeness May 22, 2018

Mrs Waugh

The worst social studies teacher like, ever

My friend: *slightly bad hand writing*

Mrs Waugh: you're gonna have to write that all over again.

by Blockesth September 5, 2022