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Moos

Moos is amazing, charming, and can be lowkey freaky😳. He is the definition of handsome. Also short for Moses. Yea… some dudes are actually called Moses. Anyways!!

- super chill guy
- gets all the bitchez
- golden retriever energy
- literally sweeter than a bag of jelly beans
- babyface typa dude
Girl 1: have u seen moos today, in the hallway??
Girl 2: omg yes, he‘s so hawt <3
Boy 1: …i‘d fuck him.
Girl 1&2: …
by Leo.aka.baddie November 21, 2021
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Marley Moo

A cat who loves to eat yummies and shrimp. He is also has a cat boyfriend
Marley Moo: I love shrimp
Mo: He's definitely a Marley Moo
by anonymous May 15, 2022
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Moo

I am going to moo you
by GJFL? May 25, 2021
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Moo Shoo

A person who’s a pure piece of shit, that deserves to be put 6 feet deep. Usually all bark and never ever any bite. Usually starts shit with others while abusing a substance. This type of person is the person who would cuck your girl and then expect you to be in the wrong. Most commonly referred to adults who Constantly act like the world revolves around them and think they are god.
1: You know Corin?

2: Corin who?
3: Corin Figueroa.
4: Yeah I know that bitch ass moo shoo, tell him it’s on sight next time I see him!
by MK Pikkänø April 10, 2019
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Moo Cow

1. A cute and loving animal that produces milk and meat.

2. A very cute and sexy chubby girl who giggles a lot, has thick hips(that she loves to show off in public) and is very clumsy but usually in a way that makes you love her even more.
Man: Hey! Is that a Moo Cow?
Woman: Yeah! They are such cute animals!

Man: Who's my little cutie Moo Cow?
Woman: I am daddy bear!
by The_God_of_all_Dogz December 8, 2015
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Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.
Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018
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Moos

Some guy with no friends and has depression, he likes to play video games but that's pretty much it, doesn't have an interesting life.
by hahahahhahahgae January 20, 2020
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