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Kitchen monkey

Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.
Son: wow dad mom needs to calm down it’s just pasta
Dad: yep that’s a kitchen monkey for you
by FamousJew February 26, 2020
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monkey-womb

monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under being raised by a single father
Does Bill 101 even apply to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father, whose father is French-Canadian but the mother is not? Btw, one of the definitions of bastard is the male version monkey-womb.
by Sexydimma February 8, 2014
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Throat Monkeys

The throw backs from your mouth from food or drink, into bottles or can drink.
I drank from my can and it had floaties in it when I had finished my mouthful. John commented when he picked it up to also drink from the can that it had bits of floaties on the drink. He said "it has Throat Monkeys ".
by Baby girl smurf June 13, 2017
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Girth Monkeys

Used when referring to a large set of breasts.
A: Damn dude did you see Jayce’s Girth monkeys last night?!
B: Yeah dude they were buckin!
by Giggittygiggitygoo February 9, 2019
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torque monkey

After the party, I took her home and let my torque monkey loose in her vagina.
by Jarhead8120 May 7, 2017
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Temple Monkey

Noun. A racial slur relative to Porch Monkey but for people of Jewish decent.
by Benhar February 12, 2009
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monkey tilt

Used most often used at the poker table, or in reference to a poker game.

An extreme form of tilt, often caused by a series of bad beats, excessive table banter from donkeys, or otherwise shit-ass luck in a poker game. The player experiencing monkey tilt may experience one or more of the following syptoms: 1) complete and utter disregard for money (in fact, other players may even claim that the player in question "hates money") 2) frequent bluffs and all-in moves before the flop in a no-limit hold-em game 3) calling bets with complete disregard for the cards or the odds being offered 4) jumping up and down screaming "oooh oooh aah ahh" while shoving a banana down your own throat
The dude in the 2-seat is on complete fucking monkey tilt.
by Carlos CFC October 12, 2005
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