milkitis

leaking milk all the time

I suffer from milkitis

by milk_1 January 29, 2023

milkitis

leaking MILK all of the time.

Do you or a loved one suffer from Milkitis?

by milk_1 January 29, 2023

Militude

a military like keen awareness of your surroundings as if to keep cautiously prepared if anything were to happen

In the streets of South Central you have to walk with some type of militude to survive, otherwise the dawgs come and get you when you least expect it.

by Sevfcantrell February 9, 2023

Military Dog

An attractive woman hired by the military to raise recruitment via social media.

I saw this one thirst tiktok of a military dog. She's so hot.

by aggressive_nee February 12, 2023

military sizes

A phrase meaning an object, (often a piece of clothing,) that is only found in sizes "way too small" and "way too big". In the military, uniforms, (especially boots,) are notably only available in these sizes.

"I'm going to a wedding tonight, but all my nice clothes are in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."

by Supernutbar April 5, 2023

Milite

is a Tigray derived name from the Northern parts of Ethiopia and the Name is Usually Given to people who are Presumed to be Loving yet Cynical and will let down anyone who stands in their way.

OH DEAR, DON'T TELL ME ITS A MILITE WHO SHATTERED YOUR PRECIOUS HEART

by cutmylip May 14, 2023

MILFIT

1) A term used to describe an upcoming MILF, who is usually accompanied by a MILFIT Instructor when applying MILF logic/energy

(Note: MILFIT Instructors are also required with MILFITs when within 2 miles of a college campus or beach)
2) A hot woman who is preparing to become a mother.

Person 1: Holy crap! Why’s that girl from school walking with my mom?
Person 2: It’s MILFIT Monday idiot, welcome to Ocean City.

by BeastyB314 July 18, 2023