Melody

First she is always a bit shy and just listen to the others. She's probably the most emphatic and sensitive person you'll ever meet. And when she knows you, she blossom out. She becomes your best friend and most lovely and joking person in your circle of friends. Her gags and pranks are the funniest and her comments with a bit sarcasm and her unique humor are always very entertaining. She says random things, which are super funny. She acts like evertime and everything is alright, but deep in her heart she is broken. She went through so many terrible things in her still young life. But she rarely tells, because she doesn't want to bring it up and make others sad. She is the friend who always listen to all your problems and fears. She So just be here for her. Bring her all you love that you can give, because she needs. She always look at the others and comfort them. So she always forgets herself. She is such a good person with the helpfulness and solicitousness of an angel. She cries everyday, but because she always jokes and laugh no one notice that. She is the strongest and bravest girl in the whole world. She wants to fight for the truth and equality. She is to everyone so respectfully and humanly, which makes it easy to love her. She is very intelligent and clever and she thinks often about the world, the peace and the truth.

She can sing so good, but she doesn't believe it.

Never let her go and love her with all of your heart

I think Melody would like that.

Melody by Pira2674846 July 6, 2020

Meloni 

Neofascist italian politician, proclaims herself to be a woman, a mother, a Christian. She thinks that people spreading hate towards lgbtq+ community are actually exercising their rights.

A: DDL Zan wants to spread gender ideology in schools!

B: you must be voting Meloni, yes?

Meloni by Penguin00 November 21, 2021

melon grab 

grabbing a women's breasts, or melons if shes holding them

hey lambchops can i grab your melons, melon grab

melon grab by alfonso_hueso June 7, 2009

Water melon 

A food usually accompanied with fried chicken, and usually eaten by black people.

DAYUM NIGGA, I'Z BE NEEDINZ SOME WATER MELON.

Water melon by kitkahtz April 2, 2009

Wet Melon

When a female licks a man's scrotum until they are dripping with saliva and he then smacks her across the face with them.

Dude I told this chick to tongue my nuts and then I gave her a wet melon!

Wet Melon by kyle jarrell May 13, 2005

Melody

People with this name are destined to be your most interesting friend and voracious lover.

Positive qualities involve a big heart, strong charisma, compassion, and spontaneity (they may change their beautiful appearance drastically to complement their mood). They're also chatty, natural born communicators.

Negative qualities involve their obsessiveness (for sweets and anime, in particular), gullibility, and sluttiness.

Melody's love taking risks (in bed). Melody's are also likely to burn your "Intro to Kink" gift box and drag you to a dungeon instead. She says "yes" to trying everything twice, such as joining large groups or using unique sexual devices. You are likely to find a lot of hentai on their computer. Be careful--people often fall for Melody's because they're fun and quirky, but they'll often try to bring you down the path of sexual deviancy and otaku culture.

"Melody is sweet, sure, but that girl has a hella slutty side."

"That girl is a total otaku. She has like six love pillows dakimakura."

"I stepped out of the room for a minute and half of my birthday cake is missing!"

"Dammit, Melody! What did you just put in my butt?!"

"Melody secretly ate all of the worst Gummi-bears for me. She's so romantic!"

Melody by KevinSama July 23, 2019

melonaide 

homestarrunner's favorite drink

"strongbad, did you get that wood from behind marzipan's gazebo?"
"yeah, why?"
"it all started when i decided to drink thirdy-two glasses of melonaide"

melonaide by Maltaithiron + Mraaronguydude February 11, 2004