Best boyfriend a girl could have! (sorry girls he's all mine) Knows what to do to make me smile. Hot body and amazing green eyes. And a great personality to top it all off. ~LoVe yA Matt~
Matt Holt makes me laugh, puts up with me when i'm in a bad mood, helps me when i need it, is there for me always
by ~~ February 02, 2006
An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.
Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
by Matt Christoff March 05, 2019
Matt Thomas is known for his very small penis and overly large nipples. Matt's slogan is "If you've got it, flaunt it" which is why he is always seen walking around shirtless.
by Lochie Ones July 30, 2013
The excuse to anything and everything when in a conversation. It can be used to put people off, as an answer to ANY question and can be the response to anything such as a hello!
Dave: Hey man, whats up?
John: Matts Mum!
OR
Terry: What the f**k man, what are you doing?
Steve: Matts Mum, what else???
John: Matts Mum!
OR
Terry: What the f**k man, what are you doing?
Steve: Matts Mum, what else???
by "O" Town rep May 31, 2010
The lead singer of High on Fire, and former guitarist of Sleep.
Known as the undisputed king of Sludge Metal and Stoner Rock
He incurred the foundations of all modern Stoner and southern Proggressive rock, and is served by his right hand man Brent Hinds from Mastodon.
It is rumored that he has divine snakes and has sex to finntroll and has been able to pillage archaic tombs.
Known as the undisputed king of Sludge Metal and Stoner Rock
He incurred the foundations of all modern Stoner and southern Proggressive rock, and is served by his right hand man Brent Hinds from Mastodon.
It is rumored that he has divine snakes and has sex to finntroll and has been able to pillage archaic tombs.
FROST HAMMER - Matt Pike
It's like the short bus every day - Matt Pike
I never wear clothes- Matt Pike
It's like the short bus every day - Matt Pike
I never wear clothes- Matt Pike
by Msavs April 27, 2010
When you're having sex with a fat person, you slide your penis inbetween their folds of fat until you climax into the belly button.
Person A: "You had sex with someone THAT fat?!"
Person B: "Yeah! It gave me the chance to do a Matt Nasty!"
Person B: "Yeah! It gave me the chance to do a Matt Nasty!"
by Bryan Z. July 28, 2006
An extremely good looking, ripped male who excels in all sports known to man. Matt Wark is extremely muscular. He is the founder of the bodybuilding association known as "Swoll Patrol".
Girls are naturally drawn to his huge muscles and stunning good looks. People Matt Wark is often confused with: Michael Jordan, Usain Bolt, A-Rod, Kelly Slater, Danny Way and Chuck Norris. Matt Wark is usually reffered to as a "Sexy Beast".
Girls are naturally drawn to his huge muscles and stunning good looks. People Matt Wark is often confused with: Michael Jordan, Usain Bolt, A-Rod, Kelly Slater, Danny Way and Chuck Norris. Matt Wark is usually reffered to as a "Sexy Beast".
Guy 1: Did you see Matt Wark just dunk from half court?
Guy 2: No he was moving to fast it was just a blurr.
Girl 1: Hes so muscular! I want his bod!
Guy 2: No he was moving to fast it was just a blurr.
Girl 1: Hes so muscular! I want his bod!
by mrfrikinawesome August 03, 2011