Information Masturbation

The instant gratification or satisfaction gained from obtaining information off of the interwebs. This information is rarely retained.

Burnt out from information masturbation due to ever-present smartphones, the 21st century man is doomed.

by wobblewarble December 22, 2012

Masturbating Sally

Sexual gratification derived from watching a female masturbate with a lisp.

"Do you like it when I touch my puthy?"
"You're such a Masturbating Sally"

by Ron Raper January 30, 2017

Masturbation Burn

A blister/sore that occurs along the shaft after excessive masturbation.

After stroking for hours on end, Johnny developed Masturbation Burn.

by Ch@0s117 May 23, 2015

Velvety Masturbation

When one masturbates so often, the skin on his penis has taken on a velvety texture.

Jane - "Why does you cock feel like my curtains?"

Dane - "Lets just say its been a while, Im a victim of velvety masturbation."

by The Masturbation Don October 10, 2010

Masturbator generator

A battery-less adult toy

My masturbator generator failed me tonight when I needed it the most!

by AmberLaine84 October 2, 2016

How to Masturbate

For Females- lick finger/fingers and slowly slide into pussy onc in make sure you're fully wet. At first just put the top in and gently move it around and your pussy should slowly get used to it being in there. Then you can slide it in further or try and find you clit or g-spot then you can enjoy many orgasms all by yourself.

Last night I was bored so I went on urban dictionary to search how to masturbate and tried it. It was amazing.

by hornybitchh_ February 25, 2021

Chain Masturbation

Pretty much the same concept as chain smoking. Chain Masturbation is where you use the cum from your previous ejaculation as lube for your subsequent jack off.

Dude, last night he chain masturbated until his dick was sore and he started shooting blanks.

chain masturbation hurts.

by jewmichael November 15, 2006