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Luke

A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse
Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter
by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019
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Luke

A jock all the girls wanna bang and usually is followed by a jock posse everywhere he goes so they can basically wipe his ass for him. Usually beats up skids Hicks and emos/goths
Skid1 here comes a Luke

Skid2 shit run
by Jock justice November 5, 2017
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Luke

a perfect person in every way...brown eyes that hold notes of yellow, you could get lost in them for days. Not only a perfect face but also a perfect sense of humor. If you are around a luke you will stay laughing and smiling the whole time. Being around luke, he is so compassionate and caring, your needs will never feel overlooked and you will never feel under appreciated! He truly listens to everything like only a husband can. Never let go of luke for you will find no one that can compare. If you find one you are the luckiest person and you will definitely LOVE HIM MORE XP
Oh my lukie you are amazing! Luke how i love you so!! Please never change my perfect and sweet luke
by summerrjanee May 31, 2020
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Luke

A complete dickhead, everyone loves a Luke hes funny and dirty minded, but at most time is a complete cunt with no regard for human life or feelings, loves long walks on the beach and spending time in a strip club
Luke is a prick
by Willystroker98 March 8, 2019
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Luke

I luke you means I'm ok with you
I suppose we r Luke
by Bobsmeuncle November 11, 2017
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Luke

a dude that goes to faith christian school that acts constantly drunk and is a player.
adjective "don't be such a Luke"
by Bob jeff duder January 23, 2019
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Luke

Luke Luke is a guy who starts sweet but turns sour like a prune. He realises that he’s not going to get what he wants from you *cough cough* sex *cough cough* and because of that starts spreading stupid rumours. Then when you are in a relationship you’re so uncomfortable that you can’t breathe knowing the only thing to get away from him so you break up with him and because of that he starts making up even more rumours and makes fun of you like nothing that you and him went through was real
“Have you met Luke”

“No but I’ve heard of him”
by Sassymcsasser123 January 21, 2018
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