loser fish 

the act of being a loser fish means to celebrate ones noobish qualities and defy the laws of nature. A loser fish is generally a person who is mentally impertinent and confused with life. Names that apply commonly to the loser fish title include; Angela, Matt, Kristen and bernard

A: Do you think i could jump of this buil..-

B: dont be a loser fish you nong

loser fish by 12wootwoot September 17, 2011

loser party 

the result of at least two people not attending a popular event, and instead hanging out with eachother

loser#1-"hey, do you wanna go to Mark's party tonight?"
loser#2-"no... im not feeling it."
loser#1-"loser party?"
loser#2-"hell ya!"

loser party by DJ BJ SF January 22, 2012

loser at love 

A guy that does't know what do when hes in love.(what a noob)

"wow you're such a loser at love"

loser at love by Love Physicist November 18, 2017

Loser mode 

A recurrent, distraught feeling where a person has consistent visions of a particular unsuccessful episode. It is like a friend who keeps reminding you in a mall that you forgot to wear trousers. Loser mode is triggered by any recent temporary failures or references to that particular episode. It may be composed of a number of recollections of such similar events which leads to self loathing as the person looks at himself as evolutionarily unfit and deems himself a social loser. In certain cases, a competitively lesser mortal tends to surpass the subject in the event in his performance, thereby making the subject lose complete sanity. In such cases, loser mode advances to epic-fail loser mode which is the real world equivalent of a limbo dream state.

Hard Working Person: "Crap!This paper contains questions similar to those in my previous screwed up paper. Loser mode activated."

Deserving Person: "Crap!I didn't get the job because I wasn't the preferred sex needed to 'maintain gender equality' in the organization. Loser mode activated."

Undeserving idiot: "I got the job by having correct guesses in the test paper, and having sexual bias in the interviews. Undeserving winner mode activated."

Loser mode by Outer space chocolate man November 30, 2010

Loser Kids 

loser kid is a preogetary term for a wannabe emo/rocker/gayboy/nerd loser who is a fucking cocky bastard and has loser friends and deserves to be shot and curbstomped

"ahh yeah mills, rhys and evo and all them guys are all loser kids, fucking douchebags"

Loser Kids by longslongdong June 20, 2008

loser cake 

A stupid person who eats stale birthday cake.

Sally is such a loser cake, look at what she's eating for lunch.

loser cake by Morgan Fillmore May 2, 2008

loser kid 

a kid who's brother thinks he's a loser. Usually will have a big gut, freckles, be extremely lazy and the one who didn't succeed.

May or may not be on drugs and be put away at age 26 as an adult cause of his problems.

Is not educated, is a shame to his family and is a bitch.

that' guy's a loser kid, no wonder his brother didn't leave him any money.

loser kid by cjsr44 May 2, 2010