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Larry Stylinson

Larry Stylinson is a mix with Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Rumours that the pair were dating started circling after Louis Tomlinson was seen jumping into Harry’s arms after the boys were placed into One Direction (the biggest boy band in the planet). Management (🤢🤮) forced the pair apart after two years of adorable content from the boys (and of course we can’t forget captain Niall). By the end of 2015 the pair were hardly allowed to look each other in the eyes on camera.

When the band took a 18 month hiatus (🙄I don’t think the boys can count but oh well) Larries didn’t lose hope, they tried there hardest to find Larry proof and well I have to say they succeeded. They have found lots and lots of proof and i for one believe it. We don’t wish any hate on Harry styles or Louis Tomlinson, we do encourage hate and pain unto management and modest so if you are feeling angry take it out on them.

Treat People With Kindness! Uhh no we’re doing it the Tommo Way!
Anti: All this Larry Stylinson nonsense is pushing them apart.

Larrie: uh.. no it’s management those motherfuckers.
by 1Dwillcomebackmaybe April 5, 2021
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Larry Masinsin

An expression used when a person exhausts all his resources to pursue a want despite the suffering it can potentially cause.
"Dude, I need that brand new 240hz monitor right now but I don't have any money. Oh well, let's Larry Masinsin this shit. Ramen for 2 months it is then."

Person 1: Bro, why did you buy that? Didn't you say you needed to save to pay for your bills this week?
Person 2: LOL, Larry Masinsin bitch!
by Flipstone May 14, 2021
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Larry's Law

Named after the user VirtualLarry from the Anandtech message boards, this law defines that any internet discussion regarding GPUs or Videocards, given sufficient time, will devolve into an argument about GPU mining for cryptocurrency.
I was trying to talk about the price and performance of the 6600XT, but you guys had to Larry's Law this topic and argue over hashrates and how everything is overpriced because of mining.
by GodisanAtheist September 10, 2021
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Larry Bird

Slang for When a gun has 33 rounds in it and larry bird wore number 33 so its called “dha larry bird”
“I gotta Larry on me” “I got that larry bird on me
by S.I.O 3300 August 27, 2020
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Larry the Coolest!

LARRY THE COOLEST! is ALWAYS the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes - as opposed to wussy non-Larry wussies (or is it pussies?) Once again just to clarify, LARRY THE COOLEST! IS ALWAYS THE COOLEST! AND HE DOES NOT PLAY MUCH BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE IS THE COOLEST! AND PLAYZ TO WINZ AND HE WINZ WHEN HE PLAYZ!!!

Please be sure to keep in mind that Larry the COOLEST! is the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes; especially compared to those tuna smelling non-Larry the COOLEST! posers who constantly emulate Larry the COOLEST! when he is acting the COOLEST! which is 24/7/365 and basically all of the time and space including when he is sleeping or ordering a #2 in the bathroom at McDonalds.

The bottom line is that it's to cool to even try to imagine being LARRY THE COOLEST!!!

I'm sure everyone in the world with a functioning brain agrees with this statement. GTG A-holez!!!

Footnote: There are some guyz named Larry who are not as cool as the True One and Only Larry the Coolest! (ME and MYSELF AND I AND THE 4 WALLS) bc there is only one of me. Got it?

If you are a guy and having a hard time with your friend Richard, feel free to contact Virgina Johnson for some sympathy. Ladies who feel tense, perhaps like they need a nice release or five to relax their pelvic area and rest of their body can contact Dick Johnson for assistance. Larry the COOLEST! told me to tell you that he made sure that everyone would leave this definition with a smile. GN, soon you in the morning. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Some days I just wonder how it would be to be Larry the COOLEST! OF THE COOL PUSSY MAGNETS! He gets ever girl, guy, disease and everything in between that he wants and doesn't want.

It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!

Having to spend each day
The target of the ladies' droolings,
When I think it could be nicer
Bein' Dick or Peter or Putz
Or something much more uncircumcised like that,
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
It seems you blend in
With so absolutely NO ordinary things
And people tend to follow you around and emulate you
'Cause you someone they cannot be
Like be able to think quickly and plan ahead in life and avoid drama

So I can look at the stars in the sky.
But being Larry the Coolest! since the moment I was born
And the nurses fought over who got wipe the shit off my baby ass,

And baby crap can be stinky like watery nasty adult diarrhea

Or just regular smelly dog or weasel crap by a river or a tall tree
When there's no chance in life to ever be like Larry the COOLEST!
It could make you wonder why
But, why wonder, why wonder?
I'm green and it'll do fine
Because I'm from Mars and you are from Uranus!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty February 22, 2023
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Ol' Larry

A little blue pickup truck. The name just fits.
Well I'm here now! Wanna go for a ride in Ol' Larry?

Good thang I had Ol' Larry around! We'd still be stuck in that mudhole!
by Papazpizza2 November 22, 2019
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Larry Legend

A common nickname used to describe the famous 80s basketball player Larry Bird.
Wow! Did you know Larry Legend just dropped 50 points tonight?
by loafsxer May 13, 2022
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