Internet time lapse

The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.

Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.

by AMorgz August 23, 2010

Time lapse fetish

Being aroused by time lapse

"Have you seen her draw my life video?"
"yes, it's so hot. I have a time lapse fetish"

by YC85 February 1, 2022

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology made by Logan Paul.

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven

by SpecialID March 5, 2021

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.

“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement”
- Jake Paul

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

Fanal Lap

A race against a bear.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.

"you are a fanal lap"
"fanal lap, that was tough"

by Steve Mohikia August 31, 2009

Lapse Potential

The amount of time a game (mainly a video game) can be played before you get bored and stop playing it.

Bill-Oh man dude I played CoD6 from 11 pm to 7 am the day after it came out.. what a fun game it was!

Jeff-Yeah, too bad the lapse potential now is about 10 minutes because you're basically doing the same boring shit over and over again for no reason while playing with a bunch of 10 year olds talking in high voices..

by Aristotles59 January 24, 2010