Knobbing out

Employing one's knob outside the confines of marital bliss.

Amelia: Things have not been the same between Charles & I over the last few weeks. He seems so... distant.
Isabella: What do you mean? Last time I saw you both, you seemed so happy together.
Amelia (staring into her tea): He isn't as... "attentive" as he used to be. I'm afraid he might be knobbing out.

by Carstairs November 11, 2013

Knob slobber

To deep throat so far the males balls fit in the females mouth

Hey wanna be a knob slobber?

by Nicholas Gatlin April 20, 2016

Knob hair

The name given to a pubic hair in which slips under ones foreskin and causes excruciating pain.

*guy shrieks* what’s up bro?
“Knob hair man!”

by Niggashyper August 20, 2018

Knob cheese

The cheese that builds up behind ones foreskin in hot weather

Bro that knob cheese is super rank

by Sneakysnek909 March 23, 2021

Grave knobbing

An act which takes place in a cemetery in front of a gravestone. The horny man digs a small hole in the ground in front of the gravestone then places a fleshlight in it. He then proceeds to fuck the fleshlight really hard while making eye contact with the gravestone of a loved one. A true definition of pure love.

My weekend was great thanks! I went and visited my beloved wife Ruth at the cemetery and had a good ole' grave knobbing!

by Parksman0606 February 08, 2019

knob junky

A dick rider

Hey have you heard about Caroline lately?

No, what about her?

She's a knob junky nowadays.

by GreetedOhio556 October 05, 2015

Insufferable knob

An obnoxious buffoon with little to no decorum, who is prone to loud outburst of ill-informed opinion.

Dean: “Did you see Emad aggressively cheering for his fantasy team over the Hawks?”

Me: “Yeah I know, when he drinks tequila he is an insufferable knob”

by Bitchbag69 December 06, 2022