Knob-wobbler

A knob-wobbler can also be defined as an angry dickhead. It’s someone who is prone to outbursts of entirely unjustified or misdirected anger.

Whenever Johnny is asked to do his job he beats the desk with his phone and threatens people. He is *such* a knob-wobbler.

by Captain Finklebottom III June 18, 2021

Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.

"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."

by Tamcus April 24, 2021

Ree-Knob

A Ree-Knob is when a guy going through puberty gets a hard on and it inconveniences him.

"I had to reeeeeee on outta class cuz I had a total ree-knob when the teacher called me up."

by Gurgster June 11, 2019

Knob cheese

The cheese that builds up behind ones foreskin in hot weather

Bro that knob cheese is super rank

by Sneakysnek909 March 23, 2021

Grave knobbing

An act which takes place in a cemetery in front of a gravestone. The horny man digs a small hole in the ground in front of the gravestone then places a fleshlight in it. He then proceeds to fuck the fleshlight really hard while making eye contact with the gravestone of a loved one. A true definition of pure love.

My weekend was great thanks! I went and visited my beloved wife Ruth at the cemetery and had a good ole' grave knobbing!

by Parksman0606 February 08, 2019

knob junky

A dick rider

Hey have you heard about Caroline lately?

No, what about her?

She's a knob junky nowadays.

by GreetedOhio556 October 05, 2015

Insufferable knob

An obnoxious buffoon with little to no decorum, who is prone to loud outburst of ill-informed opinion.

Dean: “Did you see Emad aggressively cheering for his fantasy team over the Hawks?”

Me: “Yeah I know, when he drinks tequila he is an insufferable knob”

by Bitchbag69 December 06, 2022