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knob-jangling

The act of grabbing your testicles in public and shaking them around like Christmas bells.
Dave was fucking knob-jangling in Tesco again !
by Donald tree stump February 17, 2017
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knob shot

While playing beer pong on a door(broken or not) if a player hits off the knob and in a cup they instantly win and everyone jumps in a pool
by Evilredbeerd April 16, 2017
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Knob Wafter

Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.
Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night
by CharSweet September 12, 2020
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Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.
"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."
by Tamcus April 24, 2021
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Knob Hijab

The head was covered, but you could see it peeking out; he’s got a knob hijab.
by Noteefah November 23, 2022
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knob junky

Hey have you heard about Caroline lately?

No, what about her?

She's a knob junky nowadays.
by GreetedOhio556 November 22, 2015
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Knob the builder

Place your knob inside a vice, make small but painful paper cuts along the head.
Douse salt water all over it whilst twisting the vice making it tighter.
Marcus and Dave were bored and decided to try Knob the Builder.
by Burntbattenberg August 17, 2020
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