Kobe Beef

A phrase pertaining to a cow of the Asian variety which translates to an "Asian cow" or Fat Asian chick.

Damn look at that girl Grace's fat ass, that's some straight Kobe Beef right there.

by TheWrathOfKhan February 10, 2015

khoe

khoe is a lesbian that only has a girlfriend so she can get money form her and only buy necklaces

my gf is a real khoe

by virgin boy November 8, 2018

Kobe

The act of dying in a flaming inferno

My helicopter crashed and pulled a Kobe

by UrbanLegendesc January 27, 2020

Kobe Bryant

The man you all loved to hate, and hated to love. The greatest Basketball player to ever play the game, next to Michael Jordan. A killer, cold-blooded, assassin, with no regard for his opponent's life. Arguably one of the most hated and loved players the NBA has ever seen. Will take on your entire team single-handedly if he wanted to. Basketball warrior. Played against prime MJ, Scottie Pippen, Shaq, Lebron, Wade, Melo, KD, CP3, Allen Iverson, Celtics (Garnett, Pierce, Allen, Rondo), and many others. The man who made kids all around the world practice a fadeaway in their driveways for hours on end. The man whose name you yell when throwing something in a garbage can. Legends NEVER die.

Person 1: Man, I got to practice 2 hours early today.
Person 2: Kobe Bryant would've showed up a day early, do better.

by 666Radar May 6, 2020

kobe-tastic

Playing basketball at a level of quality equal to Kobe Bryant. A dirty crossover, the lost art of the mid-range jump-shot, and Kobe's famous famous jab-step fake followed by rising up to drain the 3-ball from the corner pocket are all essential skills to be considered Kobe-tastic.

Peroni Pete: Don't try and take on that McClenahan on the court, he's Kobe-tastic.

Skets McGee: He twisted up this one kid so bad, that he broke his ankle.

by Twine-Tickler Sr. June 1, 2009

Kobe Bryant Parenting

The same as helicopter parenting. When parents micromanage their childrens' lives.

Etymology: Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in a helicopter crash.

My mom keeps Kobe Bryant parenting me! She took my computer away because I played video games last night instead of doing my homework. Now she keeps checking in on me every 10 minutes to make sure I submit my assignments on time.

by Itsajokellama January 31, 2020

kobe buzzer beater

The Kobe buzzer beater is when the male consults the female before she goes to work or whatever and offers her the meat. You want her to say "no" just so you can force it in her just like Kobe did to what-her-face in Colorado.

Hey Josh, i just hit the Kobe buzzer beater on your sister the other day before she headed off to her new job

by josh holts May 12, 2004