Karl

Karl is the kind of guy who is in a wheelchair. He lives in a condo with 2 adopted girls. He is known as a pervert because when his daughter's best friends come to visit, he stares at their chest and butt.

Karl is a good friend but as his prisoners often say, he is not the best at buying food. He is the worst at making dinner!
Both his adopted girls are forced to wear sweatpants and oversized hoodies in order to be looked at the perv.

Elise: ugh its Karl!
Maya: hey don't be rude, Elise!! I love him soo much, imma go byeeee!
Elise: . . .

Lucy: agh he's looking straight at me! Elise, what do I do?
Elise: THAT PERV.!! Here let me cover you with my arm
Lucy: thx B

Maya: ELISE HURRY UP!!!!!!!!

by L_is_awesome December 5, 2019

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Tobias Karl

Gets facials on the daily. He sooo gay. Takes dick also. Booty buster.

Person 1.“Wooooa don’t be gay or you will turn into Tobias Karl”
Person 2.”Yea dude I’ll rather KILL MYSELF then be associated with that Cotten Picking, Dick Licking, Rim Jobbing nigga coon bitch ass bastard”
The Pope. “Yea don’t be that gay bitch”

by 11785 May 1, 2019

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Lord Karl

Food

I want to eat Dime/Lord Karl

by Randomius June 16, 2019

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Karl

Karl is the god of flirting shit. He makes everyone got hooked for him. He is the god of beauty and brains. Karl used to be an icon of falling in love. A Karl is so good in making girls fall for him but is unlucky in falling inlove. He is a fucking ghoster and fucking ghosted 3000 times. That’s why he is called the god of beauty and brains because he knows his worth and beauty. The word should only be used to immortal men who can survive a day of having sex for 700 times.

Gosh he is so good in making others fall for her, he is a Karl for sure.

by Shameless Man August 20, 2019

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