Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest and funniest guy you ever meet. He is very charming with his words. If you ever meet a guy named Jordan, don't skip the chance to meet him in person or hook up with him, for as you would be the most luckiest girl to have him. Also, slide in his DMs because it is good luck if you do so. Jordan is also a weeb.

"Are you Mithzykun?" -2
"Yes, Are u Jordan?"-1
"No!!! Just kidding" -2 XD

by Ghost Weeboo August 2, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is a charming athletic guy. That will end your life in football faster than your relationship. Jordan is smart, charming, and the best friend you could ask for. He is a savage that get girls on the daily. Although he has girls loving him he goes after the one he loves the most . So you can’t get excited over him.

Yo you see Jordan ? Yea he has the cutest girl after him.

by 2 times March 17, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a annoying, old looking, horny ass person. He has no chance in getting a good girlfriend and is no where close to being smart. He never shuts the fuck up.

person1: Jordan,shut the fuck up!

Jordan: Blah blah blah

by SHADOWBOI!!@## February 26, 2020

Jordan

She is the greatest sister you could ever ask for she always trust you and your glad everyday you have a jordan

Man" Jordan Is so trustworthy"
Girl" Duh that's because she is Jordan"

by Jacksonfav April 3, 2015

Jordan

Jordan is a tall, sexy, muscular boy. He is probably 14 and usually in a love triangle. He liked short brunette or a short red head. He has impressive flirting skills only with certain people. He is loyal and kind with dark, mysterious eyes.

“Damn that’s a Jordan”

by Cat lover69 December 4, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a cute, athletic girl. Is very outgoing and funny. When you hear her laugh, it just makes your day. She is very smart, but stubborn. She has lots of friends because she is good at being social and nice to people. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. She also hates it when she hurts other people in any way. Jordan is someone that you would really want as a friend.

“I need a Jordan in my life.”

“I think everyone needs a Jordan.”❤️

by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018

Jordan

A huge dumbass who has the record for shortest dick. He would suck a guys dick for 5 dollars. He weighs more than Sean and is that guy to chew on a used condom loke it's gum.

I heard Jordan fucked Gracie last night and liked it.

by Mr. Name6969 December 4, 2018