Jans is the most beautiful girl in the world. her hair is so pretty and her eyes are like space. Jans is the funniest person you will ever meet and although she gets sad a lot, she stays positive and is always there for you.
if you get yourself someone like Jans, treat her right and don’t ever let her go.
if you get yourself someone like Jans, treat her right and don’t ever let her go.
by i.love.you_3000 November 5, 2022
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A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from a middle aged man. A Jan can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, an inflated sense of convenience, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.
How was your weekend man? It was pretty wild I pulled a Jan, might have gotten fired, definitely didn't sleep, and now my intern won't return my texts.
by Jewsian Ancestry September 26, 2022
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A guy who can never admit he's wrong. He's a very flamboyant guy who's very caring of those around him. Even though he hides it he is very homosexual and Emo.
-Jan is a name.
by Very Kewl guy October 23, 2022
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