My flight itinerary was screwed when one of my flights was canceled while i was in a foreign country, and fortunately Jackie Fakie worked hours fixing it, and also saving me a boat load of cash in the process. True story.
by C potter September 10, 2021
Get the Jackie Fakiemug. One of the most unique, beautiful and talented creatures this world has ever had the pleasure to see. With her mesmerizingly sexy yet classic and jaw dropping looks and a qick draw comedic witt that will leave you wondering "did she just make that up off the top of her head or did a team of accomplished writers spend the last month coming up with that perfect punchline?" She will leave you awestruck if you ever get the privilege to see her in person by her style, visual charm and magnetic personality alone. Often heard yelling one or several of the following phrases: "Yaga", "GANG GANG", "Fug you", "all dick no balls", "Ya mammas a hoe.", "WHOOOO!!", "Ya like it?" or "Gayyyyyy" To name only a few, while flashing the ball gazer. She sux dix like she smokes her cigarettes, all the way to the butt. If you ever get the pleasure to experience her Gawk Gawk game you will be able to die a happy man. She comes off as a hard ass but in fact is one of the kindest, caring and real, A1 since day one! Her name is Jackie Ohh so nice you gotta say it twice Jackie Aufalaught! Aka Ivana boofit
Who is that amazing goddess of a woman over there playing a ukulele with those mesmerizing green eyes and that smile that draws you in like a siren calling a ship into shallow waters? That right there Is the one and only Jackie Aufalaught .
by VanillaSlusH January 2, 2024
Get the Jackie aufalaughtmug. by Elybxtch December 25, 2020
Get the Jackie Lackiemug. An incredibly fine gentleman. He is so hot and all the ladies and men want him. He is hotter than the sun and makes everyone want to cum. He will most likely have tons of friends and hoes in LOVE with him. And he sometimes could have an obsession with dogs named Jack.
by meowzeroo March 26, 2022
Get the Jackie Poomug. The master of the world who can beat justin with 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 percent of his power. He is the greatest and will never be deafeated.
by Master Jackie July 17, 2021
Get the Jackie Chanmug. Jackie, a fun and loving guy, everyone finds him cute and irresistible.(even the guys) He has a charming air around him, a enchanting attraction. He has a very tough personality while still being a cute smol bean. He loves his friends a bit more than his family, but no matter what he's got your back; when you ask he delivers. His best features are his eyes his lips and his butt. You won't be lonely with Jackie, but emotions are not his thing, he will love you beyond assistance but he will have trouble expressing this so be patient and consider yourself lucky because he's usually picky about relationships.
by Jack Lamsfan May 10, 2018
Get the Jackiemug. Jackie is the name given to an amazing queen. Watching her and see at school has undeniably made me want to be a better person. She is absolutely stunning, from her beautiful chocolate skin, to her beautiful eyes, her smile, her laugh, everything about this woman I’m just absolutely dazed. She is sooooooooo incredibly funny, like she comes up with the most dumb shit that makes everyone in the room laugh. She definitely has a beautiful body, I know she’d have to workout or something to be looking that great. I noticed how she tries to make everyone feel involved in everything she does. Her presence is so warming and her aura is so alluring. I feel like sometimes I know absolutely everything about her because of how welcoming and easy going she is, but then sometimes she’s a complete mystery. Which that right there makes her the most sexiest woman alive. I genuinely, and I know a few other boys really find her to be so attractive. She is definitely hard to get and also intimidating. Which I guess makes sense. She seems like she knows her all, she knows what she brings to the table.
Any man who gets her is lucky to have her because she is the type to be the most amazing wife, the most amazing mother, the most amazing best friend. She is everything you could need and ask for.
If you find a Jackie, wife her up because you’ll never find this beautiful gem in the sea again.
Any man who gets her is lucky to have her because she is the type to be the most amazing wife, the most amazing mother, the most amazing best friend. She is everything you could need and ask for.
If you find a Jackie, wife her up because you’ll never find this beautiful gem in the sea again.
“This girl I just meet noticed I was down, so she bought me a cookie to make me feel better”
“Oh yeah, she’s definitely a Jackie”
“Oh yeah, she’s definitely a Jackie”
by A boy who’s in love February 5, 2022
Get the Jackiemug.