iPwned

Getting charged a ridiculous fee by Cingular for using your Apple iPhone.

Guy 1: WTF?! I just got charged $3000 for using my iPhone during my trip to Europe!

Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned

by MJMizzle September 6, 2007

iPrick

A person who owns an iPhone and is insistent upon showing it off at every possible moment.

Look at that guy flashing his iPhone. What an iPrick!

by zombievictim October 16, 2008

Iphone douchebag

The douchebag who always answers every question by saying "oh let me look that up on my iphone 4", and always points out that he has an iphone 4 and you dont.

thanks alot, iphone douchebag.

by Slutzy. July 9, 2011

IPad Kid

A child usually between the age of 4 to 12. This child is known to respond rudely and was raised on technology. They definitely know how to hack the government. Meant as either a genuine description of a child or an insult.

"Man get off your ipad, you IPad Kid!"

by Treasurer of Kurtistown July 7, 2021

iPhone Pinky

A minor affliction resulting from excessive iPhone usage. Limited to a small area of the finger, iPhone Pinky is caused by the user's attempt of supporting the phone with the pinky to prevent it from sliding out of the hand. This causes the charging jack to chafe the skin of the finger, making the afflicted area sore, red and sometimes swollen.

She got addicted to her iPhone and it didn't take long until she got an iPhone Pinky.

by /M/L/ February 3, 2010

iPhoney

Computer geek wannabe, who instead of using an advanced device with unlimited capabilities, prefers the 'walled garden' of apple. They will babble endlessly of the superriority of apple products, yet have no actual technical degree or knowhow.

Ben: "Judy was telling me how awesome the ipad is"
Krista: "Yeah, but she's full of shit, she is an iphoney"

by samba6610 December 31, 2010

iPhownd

Getting suckered in $200 (or cheated) by Apple Inc. (AAPL) for buying a device thats for $599 when 68 days later the price was dropped to $399 (a 33% price drop).

June 29th, 2007
guywithiphone: "so i got the iphone today"
guywithiphone's friend: "oh nice!~"

Sept 5th, 2007
guywithiphone: "OMFG! WHY DID APPLE DROP THE PRICE BY $200?!?!"
guywithiphone's friend: "doode, you just got iPhownd

by George Pikmin December 9, 2008