internet

The Internet is for porn

person 1 - What is the internet for?
person 2 - FOR PORN!!!

by gizmo.urmom May 9, 2006

internet hoe

1.a girl that flirts with all the guys in the internet and in person does nothing and is quite

2.a girl that plays with guys mind on the internet

3. a monique

yo i was so getting at this internet hoe but when i met her in real life she was so quite it was a turn off

by jordan tizcon April 2, 2008

the internet

A society that's been completely overtaken by extremely hateful youths and late adolescents who have made themselves the center of their own universe and who persecute anyobody who has an opinion differing from their own.

It's like a really bad episode of the original Star Trek.

by Bonk! Bonk! September 18, 2004

Internet

A wonderfully intended invention which connects people all across the world and reminds us how alike we all are. A sea of applicable and totally non-applicable knowledge, the internet has possibilities sprouting out of its possibilities. It is a revolutionary tool for enhancing the every day lives of the lazy, the stoned, the crackpots, the insonmiacs, the anti-social and the procrastinators.
The internet is a modern day outlet for shopping, knowledge, communication, grass-root movements, information, personal expression, school, media sharing and organizations. The internet has probably had the biggest affect on all people of any technological advance in the past 30 years.

Stoner 1: Have you seen that Dark Side of Oz shit...on the internet?
Stoner 2: Bejebus, yes! Crazy ass shit. Let's google vid it.

by Alyse Toulouse January 4, 2009

Internet Girl

An internet girl is actually a man because girls do not exist on the internet.

Alexk51: I am a girl
YourKidTastedGood: No, there is no such thing as an Internet Girl you lying bastard!

by person who knows stuff April 28, 2011

internet lingo

lol/lolz = laugh out loud
1337 = see leet
rofl/rotfl = rolling on the floor laughing
stfu = shut the f*ck up
stmfhub = shut the motherf*cking h*ll up bi*ch
g2g/gtg = got to go
omg = oh my god
wtf? = what the f*ck
wtfwt = what the f*ck was that?
meh = tch
wth = what the heck/what the h*ll
fps = frames per second/ first person shooter
zomg = over used version of omg
haha = haha
gth = go to h*ll
lmao = laughing my a*s off
lmfao = laughing my f*cking a*s off
hacker = someone who cheats
haxer = hacker
u = you
ur = your
4 = for
2 = to
noob = a beginner or someone who is not good
nub = noob
kick = remove
ban = permanently remove
lemme = let me
dunno = dont know
sometin = something
p*ssy = sex
... = ok, i dont really care
g4u = good for you
ferst = first
CS = Good first person shooter
These all i can think of on the top of my head,

The 11yr old CS playa

A game of cs with internet lingo in use

person 1 Dude, wtf?
person 2 stfu noob
person 1 haxer
person 2 lol im 2 good 4 u
person 1 gth haxer
person 2 lmfao why don't you ban me b*tch
person 1 GRRRRRRRRR
person 2 rotfl ur just a nub
person 1 lemme show u sometin
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 2 OMFG YOUR JUST A STUPID HA-person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
Person 2 has left the server

by [iX]-ST-AreNoth January 7, 2007

t'internet

"The internet", cleverly merged with each other, to form a Northern slur....

Pupil: Can I go on t'internet?
Mr Humphrey the Computer Legend: No! Goodbye!

by Bob June 28, 2004