Piss can

A Piss can is an individual who drinks alcohol excessively, usually at weekends, and sees this as the only way to spend free time. Piss can's are shallow individuals, with few (often no) hobbies and extremely shallow personalities. Piss can's also lack basic social interaction skills, often unable to hold good conversation or carry themselves well when sober and generally have poor personal hygiene without realising this. Naturally, piss can's struggle to hold down jobs, often staying in a position for 12-18 months best case scenario with an average stay per job of 6-9 months. Piss can's often look down their noses at more inteligent, confident, articulate or fun individuals who choose to live a more premium life without a heavy alcohol instake and piss can's describe such individuals as "boring".

Once piss can's turn 40 and fewer piss can's remain for them to reassure themselves with, they become known as alcoholics.

"***** used to be a cool dude, now he's just a piss can"
"He wont be able to, he's a piss can"
"LET'S GET PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by (piss)canyoubelieveit January 09, 2013

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can of worms

a source of many unpredictable and complicated problems

fairfax high school is nothing but a can of worms

by irishrepublicanarmy January 02, 2004

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dented can

a single girl over 30 who has been in and out of relationships and is mentally traumatized by her inability to find a stable relationship with a man. The condition gets worst after 35. After 40 they become an old maid.

It's like a can that you kicked down the street when you were a kid. It started out as a nice can but by the time you and all the other kids finished kicking the can, it was all dented up and nobody liked it any more so everyone just left it as garbage.

Cameron's glass loving girlfriend.

by Mike Ouellette December 09, 2004

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