Ted

Ted is an amazing Man of God. He is someone who is always looking out for his friends. Once you become a friend of Ted, you can guarantee you will be taken care of. Ted is funny, charming, and all around a stand up guy. Ted can be quiet, but with the quietness comes deep thought and wisdom. He will always encourage you and be there for you. Don’t mess with Ted or someone he knows because there is no getting away from Ted. He FAST.

Have you guys heard about that guy named Ted? Man. What a dreamboat!

by S.LANDer April 26, 2025

Ted

Someone who you would class as gay. A very bisexual person, usually a name given to a Prostitute. Can be a name given to someone who sweats on cod.

"Why is that boy shagging the other boy! He must be a Ted!"

by Richard Galdwin October 23, 2017

ted jepson

someone you care about and makes you feel warm inside when your around them, someone you miss when there not there and the biggest idiot lol

“wow he’s my ted jepson!”

by lottie :) October 26, 2020

Ted King as Senator Bartlett

Ted King's taking on the role of Senator Bartlett, from soap operas to political dramas, he's ruling the screen.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing that Senator in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: That's Ted King as Senator Bartlett, man, from soaps to the senate!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.

Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect

by Kj7770 November 21, 2023

The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024

Ted Strudel

When a woman urinates post coital whilst the man's penis is still inside her vagina.

I've had a few girls give me a Ted Strudel instead of getting up to go to the bathroom... Didn't hate it.

by Djijn July 23, 2021