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if he’s invincible why can i see him

a recurring joke in the invincible fandom
“if he’s invincible why can i see him”
“if he’s invisible why can i hurt him”
“if she’s atom eve why isn’t she in the bible”
“if he’s consent why didn’t he leave when invincible told him it wasn’t a good time”
by objectshowzz March 16, 2025
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Yes I can Obama

Agreeing and emphasizing
"You can work as an engineer and do philosophy" "Yes I can Obama!"
by anonymous September 3, 2023
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Can i pet that dawg?

A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "
Little girl:can I pet that dawg?

Woman: No
Man:...

Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???

Woman:no 😂
Little girl:👺CaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? 👺
Woman:😂😂😂😂
by NAINAI12 May 4, 2024
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Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time
Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure
by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020
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Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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