Real Kiwi Hours

The time ranging from 12:00 A.M to 11:59 P.M in which you go out to go scavenge for and food or scraps to keep yourself nourished.

Random Stranger: Hey do you have the time?
Me: Yeah, it's Real Kiwi Hours

by Real Kiwi Hours February 13, 2018

The Hours Later Suprise Snack

When you wipe your ass, and your finger breaks through the TP....a few hours later, you start to bite your fingers nails...Not too sure on what the taste is at first, then you realize...But you don't stop chewing until every last morsel is devoured for a delicious snack...

Mij, you hungry..
Nope, just found The Hours Later Suprise Snack..

by Anthony D.... January 3, 2005

pimp's hours

Staying up really late and waking up really late. like a pimp.

"you be workin a pimp's hours" pimp

by Crackdealingseagull February 5, 2007

sad nigga hours

Sad nigga hours is a phrase used by depressed people who like memes. When they are sad they call the hour sad nigga hour for some reason.

Tom: "Wanna come out with the boys?"
Alex:"Nah, sad nigga hours right now."

by Valentines.curse April 18, 2018

depressed cunt hours

The period of time when a cunt is depressed.

It is time for depressed cunt hours 🙄

by Cunt658 February 7, 2018

Choosing hours

The Time of Day where you talk to the females you are trying to "inject"

I'm gonna hit up ol'girl from the other night at the choosing hours to see if she down

by Tito1104 December 28, 2017

After Hours

1. can refer to a feeling of depression, sadness, heartbreak,etc after 1:00 or 2:00 AM.
2. the 4th Studio Album released by Canadian R&B singer The Weeknd.

1. Yo why tf so I feel so sad?
it’s because you have an After Hours.
2.Yo, do you have After Hours?
Hell yeah, absolute banger.

by Donan (Arsenal Tryhard) August 14, 2021