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Schrödinger's Homosexual

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke
Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
by ff69 April 27, 2024
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Homosexuality

An act of a male sodomizing another male.

Homosexuality first came into existence in the 20th century, when Kami's mother had begun looking for a hudband.
John: "oh God, it's Kami's mother. Quick, sodomize me before she realises that we're straight!"
Jack, whilst penetrating John: "Thank God for homosexuality!"
by SabrosoTheTerro December 14, 2021
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Hungover, and homosexual

A phrase that you use when there's a really awkward tension that's the carnage of being homosexual and hungover.

You may be not intoxicated, but you're still gay.
Consider it your first.
...Or first in a while.
"They started kissing after! They were totally hungover, and homosexual!"

"Wow! who knew they would be so awkward... wonder why, oh! they're probably hungover and homosexual."
by PROMISEDFORTUNE July 18, 2023
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Homosexual

It's when a guy's attracted to other guy
(Note: NOT all gays have to identify as male, some can identify with not-so male pronouns)
Edd: "I'm in love with Jayden!"

Douchy Daisy: "I can fix that and make you straight~"

Edd: "I doubt having sex with a girl will make me straight"

Jayden: "Edd and I are proud homosexual men!"
by European_Shockshell >~< November 24, 2023
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gay homosexual lovers

Gay homosexual lovers is the word to describe every character from the anime, “Haikyuu”.
“Hey bro did you see those gay homosexual lovers?”
Oh yeah are you talking about Tobio Kageyama and Shoyo Hinata?”
by Yeahhimgayperiod February 24, 2021
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Homosexual

Retarded people who don't know how life works and try to feel original
The people who are described as "Homosexual" can't take jokes and want everyone who disagrees with them skinned alive
Hey, didn't Fred rape 3 kids last week?
Don't you mean he's homosexual?
Wtf bro how does that have anything to do with what I sa-
Thats seriously offensive to not list who they are as a person so I leaked your address on twitter
by MKementos March 24, 2022
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