white granola

Preppy bitches

Those girls and there Starbucks are white granola.

by Sienarv December 18, 2015

genoslide

When a professor does not allot his or her time properly and is forced to hastily go through the last slides of their lecture.

The lecture was great until the last 5 minutes when Dr. Hamilton committed genoslide.

by Dan@Queen's December 6, 2011

Granola

A middle age/late age suburbian white man or woman

The term "Granola" for this specific description originates from the nut and oat clusters called 'Granola Bars', which are a favorite of health fanatics and joggers around the U.S.

Generally characterized by:
- Jogging in a suburban park
- Wearing a sweater with the sleeves around their neck
- Bubbly and effervescant nature

'look at those old fucking granola's'

'I think those couple of granolas just saw you hit the pipe.'

by MackDeezNuts December 30, 2006

Genoicide

The practise of killing people based on a characteristic of those people.

The Jews in World War II, Hutu's vs. Tutsi's in Rwanda, ...

"Hey, those Nazi's started a genoicide against the Jews!"

by Vithimiris July 19, 2009

genocide

the process of baking thousands of jews

Hitler genocided many jews to a golden brown

by Nikki syxx March 16, 2009

genocide convention

Another name for a safety meeting. Used when your boss knows what a safety meeting is or when you just want to sound witty and ironic.

Joe: We're having a genocide convention at 2:00, behind Hayes Hall.
Bob: What?
Joe: You know... a safety meeting.
Bob: Huh?
Joe: Bob... we're smoking pot at 2:00, ok? Just be there.

by burdettb October 4, 2007

Genomics

The study of Noms.

During Genomics are teacher grabbed a watermelon and proceeded to show us nom, as he Om nom nom nom'ed on it.

by Taiki Kazuma February 24, 2009