Grenade Gum

Grenades Gum is the newest, coolest, most explosive chewing gum that will leave you breathless! From the moment you pop a gum ball into your mouth, you'll start to feel a sensation that starts in your mouth and explodes into your head like an icy hurricane of monumental proportions.

Steve:Hey Want some Grenade Gum?

Ron: Sure why not.

Ron:Why does it taste like menthol?

Steve:Oh because its grape flavored.

by The Grenade Gum Guru December 16, 2019

Chud grenade

any asorted things that might attract lesbians such as tuna fish cans strip clubs or hot topic

toss the chud grenade so we can escape

by sage of duh December 14, 2007

Dirty Grenko

When your having sex with a significant other. when your cat comes in unannounced. and you start having sex with your cat and make your significant other sleep on the couch.

Cause, i was doing a dirty grenko

by chupamipito January 25, 2011

Word Grenade

Noun. Rhetorical device using adhominem character attacks against an opponent when losing an argument. Intended to frag your opponent and those standing on nearby ground on the rhetorical battlefield.

Person A is arguing a point, and is losing to person B. He insinuates that person B is a racist for believing his position even though no objective evidence is apparent to support the charge. Thus throwing a word grenade at person B.

by Ggghhhjjj September 16, 2015

grents

a short way of saying grandparents. also can be pronounced grental. and can be used for parents by saying rents or rentals.

person 1: dude where were you tonight?

person 2: i was at my grents... it was so gay

by ghsk September 23, 2006

Social Hand Grenade

This is when one of your mates has a special ability to "go off" on a mad one and get overly angry or physically violent within a matter of seconds; amongst a group of people participating in an otherwise "Socially Healthy" environment.

For example, maybe a barmaid getting he/she the wrong drink...or having a pop at the "no spray no lay" guy/women in the toilets in Yates (High Wycombe).

Or perhaps, when at an afterparty at somebody's house, he/she decides to cuss someone their hardest down the phone, in front of people he/she has yet to make a "good 1st impression" with....and that you have yet to introduce.

You would expect to use this expression like this:

You: "Sorry about them..he/she is a social hand grenade. Most of the time in public, he/she is fine but it only takes someone to pull the pin and thats it...he/she will go off in your face!"

by Skankin' Jack August 4, 2010

Semtex Grenade

A semtex grenade is the fat ugly heffer who will not let go.

The night after the grenade has been jumped by the unfortunate, it may develop into the semtex grenade (a sticky explosive made notorious by modern warfare 2) where the said grenade will not desist in contacting the grenade jumper via social networking sites or by phone.

The main objective of the semtex grenade is to bombard the grenade jumper with these texts, phonecalls and emails, into furthering the meaningless one night stand towards a more meaningful relationship.

:'Dude, heard you got with a grenade the other night, hard luck.'
:'Even worse. Turns out she's a semtex grenade, can't get rid of her.'

by rolli20 May 8, 2011