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Grand Pappy Smash

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.
Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!
by Da Man July 16, 2004
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grand piano

88 kilograms of any type of drug. Derived from the song Da Rockwilder by Method Man & Redman. "You ship off ki's and we ship grand pianos."
While Carlito was busy moving kis, I was moving grand pianos.

Two weeks ago I sold a ki of cocaine, but now I have a grand piano of heroin.
by The One and Only Ross January 3, 2008
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Grand Falls

1.One of the few places in the world that still has a Riffs.

2.Where the people of Bay d'Espoir are born
1.I bought a sweet pair of Reebok tear aways yesterday at Riffs.

2. I am so happy I was born in Grand Falls and not in the St. Alban's ambulance on the way over.
by melonball January 6, 2009
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ariana grande

“Did you see Ariana Grande at the award show last night?”

“you mean the music industry?”
by gossipgirlgrande February 16, 2021
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el macho grande ding-dong

1.) a Mexican male whore with huge, huge, huge, penis
2.) someone with a huge, huge, huge, penis
wow that guys got an el macho grande ding-dong
or
holy shit look at el macho grande ding-dong
by filjoe August 20, 2014
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Grand-bitch

1. the bitch of your bitch
2. being the bitch of someone else's bitch
3. being a "grand parent" of sorts to your bitch's bitch

can be used in forms such as: bitch-in-law, great-bitch, great grand-bitch, step bitch, etc.
1. "I'm your grand-bitch."
2. "You're the bitch of my bitch, you're my grand-bitch."
3. "You're my grand-bitch."
4. "She's his great grand-bitch."
by Catherine May 14, 2004
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Grand National Knob Jockey

Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.

Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.
Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!

Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!
by Horsebox Harry October 25, 2006
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