God

Fake. Its fucking fake. Its not real. Some dumbass made him up. Just give it up, stop praying, jesus isnt in your stomach, were all going to die, and were never going to “heaven” or “hell.

Person 1: Oh my god
The Nobody: Yes

by HypE Fenix August 3, 2018

God

The designer of life simulation

God is good,
God is great,
God is goOo0d
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022

God

Me

What is God?

Me, I am God

by klinkyklinky January 6, 2021

On god

Typically used for expressing the seriousness and/or truthfulness of a statement or action.

“On god I won’t hit you. ON GOD I won’t hit you.”

“He really said that?” “On god.”

by -Willowpop09- June 4, 2022

God

(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.

God is the ruler of everything in Christian beliefs

by Left_hand_on_chad October 9, 2019

God

A woman watching above the clouds. Some claim it’s Beyoncé.

God is watching, give her a good show.

by sadvalem October 2, 2018

god

when something is unbelievably great

“yo, that shows last season was GOD compared to this season”

“my schedule this year is GOD compared to last year”

by nowwedeadroses2939 September 6, 2018