Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.
1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"
by PrettyMuchBro June 16, 2021
Get the Glizzy Lizard mug.

Glizzy blizzy

A slang term for a woman giving head and getting cummed in the face. What makes it different from a normal glizzy, is doing it during a blizzard. Hence, a glizzy blizzy.
Oh hey there bud, this girl was fucking insane and gave me a mad glizzy blizzy out in the blistering cold, eh.
by Tuvanun_31 February 14, 2024
Get the Glizzy blizzy mug.

Glizzy King

A person that can swallow hotdogs or large sausages with ease and lack of swallowing.
Dalton loves large wieners and can swallow them like a true Glizzy King!
by Drmonsterbrain January 04, 2024
Get the Glizzy King mug.

drizzy glizzy

Referring to the "drake leak" and how Drake has a wobbly dick
Rad : Bro did you see the drake leak? Bro it looks like a sausage!

Brad : Might aswell call it a drizzy glizzy bro
by humpdaygod April 14, 2024
Get the drizzy glizzy mug.

ice glizzy

an ice cream sandwich. although it can apply to all varieties, it typically refers to the traditional chocolate wafer + vanilla ice cream combination.

the term is derived from “glizzy” which refers to a hot dog.
“Hey are you in the freezer? Can you grab me an ice glizzy?”
by spicyjoeyg April 10, 2023
Get the ice glizzy mug.

On Glizzy

1:To genuinely swear that you are telling the truth. Similar to, "on god" and "on my momma".
2: Or to agree or show approval to a persons statement.

This phrase was founded by Swedish basketball player Simon Akena
Example 1: Marcus " I'm tired as hell, on glizzy"

Example 2: Stew "It is way too hot on this bus"... Ryan "On glizzy"
by S1monCuh November 04, 2022
Get the On Glizzy mug.

Reuben Glizzy

noun

1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.

2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes
by LiterallyUseless June 04, 2025
Get the Reuben Glizzy mug.