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Gerblasterbated

(Adjective) Used to describe someone who is severly intoxacated and highly under the influence of marijuana simultaneously.
Thomas wanted to make it to work on time, but he was gerblasterbated and thus stayed in bed eating beef jerky for 23 hours.
by Thomas McNutt June 28, 2010
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gerbiled

When you leave your Facebook up and walk away and then someone else writes something funny and messed up as your new status update
I left my Facebook up and left the room and when I came back my status update said "I love cock" Man I have just been gerbiled
by Dshaf1985 April 22, 2010
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gerbil fest

A convention where gay people put living gerbils up their anus
Want to come to the Gerbil Fest with me?
by Gerbil Guy June 6, 2016
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gerbz

A guy who consistently instigates drama between friends, and plays both sides. Antagonistic and probably has long hair worn in braids. Will be at the back of any fight laughing and cheering both sides on. Most likely wears brightly colored socks with sandals. Into soccer and will fight the referee.
Dude: Bro, I was fighting with my mom, and steve was over there egging us both on. I couldn't tell whose side he was on!"
Dude 2: he's such a gerbz, man.
by KittyHawk Beachbitch May 6, 2018
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stroking the gerbil

A phrase for describing the use of an iphone or iPod touch, due to how it appears when using a touchscreen.

Taken from Marcus Brigstocke's stand up, God Collar.
'That git, always stroking his gerbil'
'I'm off to stroke my gerbil'
'Will they even stop stroking their gerbils and talk to people!?'
Stroking the gerbil should not be used as stroking the gerbil, but like the examples above.
by Osiris3309 December 1, 2009
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Gerber

Being easy or very simple. Relating too things you do (Test,Work,Etc.)
Originated in 6th period accounting to refer to a math problem.
Miguel- Yo, Frank how was the chem. test?
Frank- Son, that was Gerber!
Miguel- What flavor?
Frank- Peach you know tastes good but hard to swalow. *Thats what she said =)
by 6th period accounting May 29, 2011
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gerber

1. Baby food - the real definition

2. Damnit, shit, this sucks
gerber!!!
by Jerm November 2, 2003
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