Fudge Fairy

A gay man who prances about looking to fudge pack another male

TJ Upfold is such a Fudge Fairy did you see the way he was running yesturday.

by Aaron Peters is cool December 26, 2008

fudge-muppet

when you shit your pants so bad it goes up the back of your shirt

i think i just fudge-muppet

by BIG mac muppet March 14, 2019

Fudge Squirrel

A fudge squirrel is basically a giant nutty shit, with a peanut(or any other kind of nut) sticking out of one end.

"Dude, those peanuts they gave me on the plan made me drop a fudge squirrel at 35,000 feet."

by Mr.Mark Guido February 04, 2010

nut fudge

The crust that accumulates on the scrotum and taint after a day or more of moist beer farts and sweating.

When I changed my underwear, the smell of my nut fudge was so powerful that I passed out.

by Ewan Macdermott December 07, 2011

Fudge Smearing

Related to the endless wipe. The act of trying to clean one's ass after taking a crap and getting little or no results.

Dude, I took a dump and had an endless wipe. I ended up fudge smearing for a freaking half hour!

by gyrussfanx May 08, 2007

Fudge Diving

A reference to having anal intercourse with a person who previously defecated and did not wipe themselves

Dude, I just went fudge diving in some hoe and that shit was rank.

by Buddah90 July 13, 2008

fart fudge

The skid marks in your underwear.

Dude, why is your mom so mad at you?

She found fart fudge in my underwear.

by SBlanky August 16, 2011