Forker

A fake New Yorker. Someone that lives in New York but acts like a tourist every day

"Kimberly takes selfie's in Time Square every day, she such a forker.

by S_kate862 October 15, 2017

ForkaPastaSaucafarian

Some 3 retarded but amazing 8th graders who made this Religion. It's basically Pastafarian except these badass kids made the religion 1,000,000,000 times better. It replaces Christian rules, making God the One True Fork, Jesus the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the Holy Spirit the Sauce. The 3 kids are also called "The 3 Saints Of The One True Fork."

Random Guy 1: Are you a ForkaPastaSaucafarian?

Random Guy 2: What the actual fuck did you just say?

by Big Boi Loopy 69 November 10, 2018

forbonk

The moment you hit your head into someone else's when the photographer says "Hey, put your heads together!" and both of you think you're funny and "pretend" to slam your head into theirs but actually do.

Person 1: "My boy friend and I were taking a cute fall pic, but we forbonked each other super hard!"
Person 2: "ouch!!"

by InterestinglyEnough December 7, 2019

forkhead

its someone ugly fourhead

Mike:Your ugly.
Jake:your gae.
Mike:I dislike your ugly fugly stupid forkhead.
Jake:*explodes and dies*

by fishes is a word69666420 November 3, 2019

Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin

A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is not literally what it sounds like. A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is a cruel, unjust human being, one who feeds purely on the anguish of others. A bully who acts inappropriately on others who are different than themself. A degenerate that slows down the advancement of our society. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins emit a poison that makes people feel negative emotions, and secret this poison specifically on others who are highly different than themself. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins are what we call, “toxic.” However, they can be dealt with by being completely ignored. If you let the goblin get under your skin, it will feed off of you, like a parasite, but if you ignore it, it will not have anything to feed off of, and it will shrivel up and die. If you are attacked by a Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin, ignore it, no matter what mean things it says. Let’s fight the Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins!

“All of you weebs and furries are so immature, childish, and weird, and you all deserve to be publicly humiliated!!”

“Don’t listen to him, he’s just another Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin.”

by OmegaWartortle May 26, 2020

Fork

When you shove a fork down your throat

Stacy: hey bob what are you doing?
Bob:I’m shoving a fork down my throat

Stacy:so your forking yourself

Bob:yes I am
Stacy:I’m gonna fork myself too

by Fork September 18, 2020

Fork & Pork

If you know. You know ;)

Netflix and Chill just got competition

Hey Karen, you trying to fork & pork tonight?

by Yoloswaggergstring October 24, 2020