Children

Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.

"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"

by ash da legend October 6, 2023

children

the things in my basement

how did the children get out of the basement

by anonymous September 10, 2022

children

ruin Urban life

oh yeah I had my children at 13 I never went to a party

by fuckingurdadrn May 12, 2021

chest children

Boobs, especially big ones

When I wish her happy birthday, I’ll make sure to say it to her two chest children too

by maxreboband November 22, 2020

children

little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience

“awh when are you gonna have children??”
“NEVER fml i despise them”

by mooimaria November 21, 2021

Children

Widely known for taking things TOO SERIOUSLY. You know? Because that’s what children are like. Too serious about things.

Hym “You have some weird children if that’s what kids are like to you. See, you tell you dipshit kids that ‘it’s just a game’ and then they stink it up AT the game and I yell at them because your kids are dumb, terrible at things, and don’t listen.”

by Hym Iam November 24, 2022

YOUR Children

Zere not YOUR children... Zere OUR children...

Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023