China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.

Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence

by PastaRolls July 29, 2019

Scuffing the china

Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.

“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

south china

Paper width eyed people who sit down and crack a cold one with dog on there plate

“Hey Hiroshima can you pass me that crispy foreskin from that Great Dane because South China is so great”

by Gekume June 17, 2019

china impalatror

A 12 year old kid who pretends to be chinese, and repeatedly talks about their chinese heritage on minecraft, skype, or youtube

china impalatror: HeY I aM cHiNesE beCauSe i UsED a Chop StIcK OnCE
everyone else: oh god not again

by a crap August 29, 2019

KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY is great

by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019

the great brick wall of china

Eric

the great brick wall of china is a person you know named Eric.

by Eric grade7 April 11, 2018

China Abortion

When a man is uppercut in the testicles with enough force to castrate him.

Bro if you keep being frisky I might have to give you a China Abortion

I finna boutta China Abort his ass

by Choukey February 17, 2020