Wolfman Fog

Inability to think clearly due to negative emotional state and/or physical illness, thus giving the afflicted the feeling of wandering through a thick fog like in the old Wolfman movies.

After hearing his girlfriend was pregnant, Archie slowly walked out of her apartment toward his car in a wolfman fog.

by GBorden April 18, 2014

Oklahoma Fog Horn

when you hang a dude from his legs off the top of a lighthouse and fuck him until he starts moaning loud enough call boats to shore.

“I just performed an Oklahoma fog horn on Jimmy and seven boats filled with midgets came in and recorded everything”

by Flash2110 October 17, 2025

Willy Fog

A type of brain fog when you want to engage in sexual intercourse but instead of picking a mate based on love/attraction you are just searching for anything/anyone.

Willy - a colloquial word in Ireland for Penis

“Did you see the guy Tony went home with last night? ewwww!”

“Yeah he had Willy Fog man”

by Mysoupdoughname April 26, 2025

Fog Piss

When you wake up in the middle of the night after drinking heavily to take a piss and you stumble around the bathroom in a half-drunken fog pissing everywhere.

Man, my wife was mad at me this morning when she had to clean up the aftermath of my fog piss

by Genitailious Rex December 6, 2021

lavender fog

The kind of guy who proudly buys his clothing at gas stations and prefers a mythical beast to adorn his torso. A closeted ginger who has a specific stance and is in love with a Chelsea. Can’t snowboard for shit and likes dudes butts (probably).

That guy with the inflatable pumpkin is a total Lavender fog.

by Bserious October 19, 2018

Fog Gobbler

AKA San Francisco Fog Gobbler. When your partner is giving you a blow job and you fart in their face so they end up gobbling up your fog.

I was getting a blow job by a girl from Toronto started to lick my balls and it tickled a bit and I ripped a fart in her mouth and she Gobbled the fog. Hence a Torontian Fog Gobbler. She gagged for a minute then finished the job like a champ.

by Basiltiger April 21, 2018

FOG

Fats, Oils and Greases. In case you haven't been keeping up with environmental issues, FOGs can cause a whole host of problems.

The fats, oil and grease (FOG) found in food ingredients such as meat, cooking oil, shortening, butter, margarine, baked goods, sauces and dairy products is a major concern for New York City’s sewers. When not disposed of properly, FOG builds up in the sewer system constricting flow, which can cause sewer back-ups into homes and overflow discharges onto streets. It can also interfere with sewage treatment processes at the City’s Wastewater Treatment Plants.

by Charleston Pond Manager November 21, 2017