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Friday-Night Flipper

Using one's tongue to flip the eyelids of your partner over.
Janet's really fuckin' weird man. I heard she likes to give Friday-Night Flippers in the Sonic bathrooms.
by Pill PyLill May 12, 2023
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Mr. Floppers

A ghost penis believed to belong to a man who was castrated by his wife at the end of the 19th Century for cheating on her. The residence refered to as the "Sunderwind House" is located in Okonogan, Wisconsin. The ghost dick has been sighted on and off since 1926 (some sources say 1919), and is usually detected by a strange slapping sound and some other odd vocalizations. This is believed to be its way of locomotion.

The "Sunderwind House" was featured on the Discovery Channel original series "A Haunting" back in 2005. This episode was only shown once, and quickly pulled to due its phallic references. Mr. Floppers was portrayed as an overripe blurred out banana resting on Victorian stairs.

In late 2005 the Sunderwind House was to be torn down, but was saved by the mayor designating it as a historical building. Protesters picketed the razing of the structure with signs that read "Never Stop The Flop"
My favorite ghost story of all time has to be the one about Mr. Floppers, the phantasm dick.
by SpindalisZena September 3, 2013
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Flaming Flipper

A sexual technique whereby a condom covered penis is swabbed with rubbing alcohol removing any lubricants. Aforementioned penis is quickly inserted into partners anus causing a vocalization akin to a porpose being set aflame.
"No, everythings fine officer. It was just the old Flaming Flipper."
by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003
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Flapperjack

An old or older woman who has lost her good looks or is fat, chunky, has a big butt and/or sagging breasts.
"Wow, now that I got a closer look, she's not a "Skipperjack", she's a "Flapperjack", wow, maybe even a "Lumberjack!". "Well, I went on the date and found out she's a "Flapperjack!".

female woman Skipperjack old fat ugly big booty
by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011
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flamper

A big pile of dirty clothes on the floor, or simply using the floor to store dirty clothes
I threw those jeans on the flamper.
by jbmartin6 October 17, 2008
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phallus flopper

Person known to flop copious amounts of phallus on unsuspecting foreheads
I am known as a phallus flopper because I flopped copious amounts of phallus on sylvie's forehead
by Jeff#1 September 5, 2008
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Stick it to the flopper

Super glueing your girl/boy friend's dildo's to various body parts of a friend who is sleeping.
Hey Nelson is asleep lets stick it to the flopper

Okay I'll get the dildos and super glue :D
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