spruce deuce

A very large turd. Instead of dropping a deuce or log. In reference to the world's largest wooden aircraft the "Spruce Goose" built by Howard Hughes. When using "log" to describe a turd isn't adequate.

Damn that shit was like the Spruce Deuce!

by sprucedeuce October 28, 2015

work that deuce

When two guys are out at a bar looking to hook up as they survey the joint to find a table that commonly has two girls with similar goals.

"Yeah Biggie lets work that deuce under the Budweiser sign, I get the blonde, you take the redhead".

by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008

What the deuce?

A saying used by Stewie Griffin in Family Guy

Stewie: What the deuce?!

by Anonymous person..... March 28, 2019

Deuce and a Quarter

A classic Buick Electra equipped with the legendary 225ci v6.

Hey man did you see Dave's new deuce and a quarter?

No. Where the hell does he find all these fucking Buicks at?

by 3decadestoolate July 18, 2012

chunkin deuce

a term used when someone has extreme diarrhea and it exits the body at a really high rate.

Hey man where the hell did Steve go?
Man that nigga is chunkin deuce, like a mf.

by jew c tuatte March 15, 2009

deucey dutz du du deuce du di du

This and other variations are what one generally says after shit-boxing a tent with friends.

(Water bottling the blunt afterwards is optional.)

Kid in tent: "Deucey dutz du du deuce du di du"
Friends: hahahahha
Kid in tent: "dudi deucdeuc di di du deuce"
Friends: hahahahaha

by Theodore Gato April 4, 2008

ace-deuce

Best Friend

Wassup ace-deuce

by Ac February 2, 2004