The act of rubbing your dick, preferably when dirty, over an item, preferably food, that does not belong to you when the rightful owner isn't looking.
Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.
Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.
by Necro-File January 8, 2006
Get the dirty dicking mug.the act of covering another man's penis with his foreskin. It is a strictly cock-to-cock act where at least one uncut penis is required. Those who can participate in this act are men and hermaphrodites. Being gay or homosexual is not required, though it can make the act much more satisfactory.
Circumcised Guy: Hey, uncut guy, wanna try cock docking?
Uncircumcised Guy: No way faggot, I don't stoop to your God-defying ways!
Circumcised Guy: Come on! It'll be fun and stuff.
Uncircumcised Guy: No thanks, I'll only do it with another uncut guy. And besides, I keep lot of cheese in my dick.
Uncircumcised Guy: No way faggot, I don't stoop to your God-defying ways!
Circumcised Guy: Come on! It'll be fun and stuff.
Uncircumcised Guy: No thanks, I'll only do it with another uncut guy. And besides, I keep lot of cheese in my dick.
by Deddie Makaca July 22, 2009
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