Person 1: Wow the act of breathing is so simple that it's practically automatic
Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated
Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated
by The BCOM Podcast January 23, 2020
A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.
"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"
by TheSqueebCollector June 08, 2019
a fake person who stops talking to a girl bc ppl told him a lie about her. even though the girl was falling in love.
by dhdiwndkd November 18, 2018
David is a strong name, usually associated with crack or coke heads. He thinks he’s cool but he rarely shows it, if you know a David play it cool when he least expects it hug him as tight as you can ... around the neck with a cable
by Urbandick12345678910 October 31, 2019
trash at fortnite you will crush him at the because he is hilariously bad at the game when you crush him in a 1 v 1 he will trash talk you for a hour straight
by fam master February 19, 2019
An awesome person, many people's best friend, gets all the girls and friends get jealous. Smart boy. If you make fun of him he will beat the life out of you. Quiet at first but becomes funniest person you'll ever meet. Good artist, leader of all men and a strong male. Unhatable person, doesn't tolerate fake people. Literally has expensive stuff but says he isn't rich- humble
David is my man
by Fboy on controller June 11, 2020
by Bsjdbehdjwjdu February 02, 2021