Daniel is a person who’s been through it. He no longer needs pussy and has essentially ascended past the need for it. If he’s saying anything otherwise and he’s acting like he’s down bad then he’s capping.
by False God March 8, 2021
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Daniel: “Hey man, what do ya need?”
Jeremy: “I need you to do a favor!”
Daniel: “What do you need me to do?”
Jeremy: “I need some money. I’ll pay you back I promise!”
Daniel: “How much”
Jeremy leans into his ear and whispers, “I will need Tree Fitty.”
Daniel then realized this wasn’t his friend Jeremy and it was a crustacean from the Paleolithic Era. He also realized Jeremy is 8 stories tall. And that is the encounter with the Lochness Monster.
Jeremy: “I need you to do a favor!”
Daniel: “What do you need me to do?”
Jeremy: “I need some money. I’ll pay you back I promise!”
Daniel: “How much”
Jeremy leans into his ear and whispers, “I will need Tree Fitty.”
Daniel then realized this wasn’t his friend Jeremy and it was a crustacean from the Paleolithic Era. He also realized Jeremy is 8 stories tall. And that is the encounter with the Lochness Monster.
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Daniel is usually a good-looking male. His feelings are usually messed up but, when you get to know him he may fall for you. He likes to play too much and has a bubbly personality. Daniel is always a player. He likes to date many girls.
Daniel usual likes girls names starting with J, H, A, and L
Daniel usual likes girls names starting with J, H, A, and L
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Get the Daniel mug.Daniel is a guy that wanks to everyone he sees. He will just stop in any situation and then pull his pants down and wank and moan. Daniel is secretely gay but wont admit it. He has a sexual desire like nobody else. If he needs to fuck his stepmom he will do it. NOTHING STOPS HIM. Many therefore call him the God of Sex.
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