Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.
Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.
Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?
Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?
Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
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Get the Crispy mug.a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.
(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.
random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
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Get the crispy critter mug.person #1 : mmmmmm this sandwich is so good.
person #2 : oh yeah? describe it in three words.
person #1 : hmmm crispy, juicy, tender.
person #2 : oh yeah? describe it in three words.
person #1 : hmmm crispy, juicy, tender.
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