country cousin 

a distant but related person or thing (from a term for a unsophisticated relative who lives in and/or is accustomed to a rural area)

The errant belief that many people go insane during the full moon may be a country cousin of the werewolf myth.

country cousin by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2010

your cousin

Like "yo momma" only... your cousin. Because this one is NOT way overused. And much cooler. Thanks to Kylie, Carolynne, and their tireless efforts to rid our generation of stupid catchphrases.

cafo cofo

AND IT'S YOUR NOT YO, STUPID SICK FREAKS. Your cousin is ashamed of your pronounciation.

"You're so stupid." "You slept with your cousin."

"What's up?" "Your cousin!" "That's suggestive." "Go rape a cadaver."

your cousin by Meg Malm Is Your Cousin "Ewww, creepy!" January 7, 2005

Dirty sanchez's retarded cousin 

Performing a Dirty Sanchez after taking ecstasy.

I introduced Stacy to Dirty Sanchez's retarded cousin last night.

Dirty sanchez's retarded cousin by siris83 November 16, 2006

Your 2nd cousin twice removed

The coolest comeback ever.

Boy 1: Hey did you do your homework last night.
Boy 5: no but i did your mom
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!
Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!

Your 2nd cousin twice removed by BrianX94 May 30, 2009

el chapo cousin 

a dumbass cunt who always fucks up the deal.

Hey you're being el chapo cousin

el chapo cousin by Fuck John Doe April 25, 2017

big cousin 

a person of who thinks they have power over u as an elder but is a complete duche bag

m teachers such a big cousin

big cousin by sandwicheater December 28, 2007

Your cousin’s a muslim 

When you and your friend already made all the come backs you can, and this is your only last rhyming opinion of a comeback.

Melanie: your mom’s a big gay
Hayley: your dad’s a lesbian

Melanie: your granny’s a tranny
Hayley: your brother’s a mother
Melanie: your cousin’s a muslim

Your cousin’s a muslim by Shoenightgoodys June 11, 2018