cooter booger

The smelly sticky stuff you get on your hands after pleasuring your girl. Same consistency as nose boogers just from a different region.

Thanks babe, now let me go wash these cooter boogers off and we can grab something to eat.

by Bosley June 1, 2006

Cooter Chat

The conversation or chit chat the gynecologists insists on making during a pap smear or pelvic examination.

Doctor: "Nice weather we're having."
Patient: "Uh-huh."
Doctor: "Got any plans for the rest of the day?"
Patient: "Nuh-uh"
Doctor: "We're just about done here."
Patient: "Look Doc, I know you're trying to be nice, but can you please cut out the cooter chat and just 'git er done!?"

by kidsnpigs February 7, 2010

cooter

pussy, vagina, a sex organ, hopefully unhairy

my mom asked me why i shaved my cooter.

by john May 13, 2005

Russian rofl copter

Basicly a rofl copter that laughs at you, commonly found in soviet Russia.

In soviet Russian rofl copter laugh at you

by brian cawley January 7, 2007

cooterbacon

1. The flabby and excess skin* between the vagina lips. It has no feeling, and often tastes really salty and pisslike.

2. The type of vagina that many people do not like.

*Note: The excess skin does indeed resemble uncooked, or raw bacon.

That girl over there, I got with her at this rockin' party, but she had a pound of cooterbacon!

by M4ttttttt March 24, 2007

ROFL copter

When a male takes his penis and swings it in a circular motion as if it was a helicopter

My crazy friend decided to do a ROFL copter on the teacher's desk.

by funnymonke5 June 3, 2010

Cooteroid

A large ingrown hair located on a woman's UPA or directly located on her private parts. Typically the result of shaving ones pubic hair or bikini line. White heads are sometimes present but not necessarily.

"I was afraid to go down on her because she either had the herp, or a mad case of cooteroids."

by MC5 Buttonwillow September 16, 2013