shiite colon bomb

a torture method consisting of super gluing somebodys ass cheeks together so they cant crap resulting in the feeling of colon explosion

Dude i dropped a shiite colon bomb on Francis last weekend, he had to get surgery.

by samurai2141 May 3, 2010

coconut

basically what everyone is trying to say

brown on the outside, white in the middle

andy peters is a coconut sell out

by dark soul June 30, 2003

Cadon

A very sexy man with an amazing personality, also is very athletic and good at most things. With a nice toothbrush and packs a big load

Cadon is very cool

by Fw.cadon May 3, 2018

spelling coconut

when a girl rides dick by spelling the word 'coconut' with her hips.

'yo my girl Kate she was totally spelling coconut on me last night!'
'did it feel good?'
'yeah'

by notsosexy July 18, 2019

Crazy Coconut

Used to describe a female during PMS when she is acting completely irrational and crazy. A perfectly sane girl can turn into an absolute psychopath who will randomly cry uncontrollably for reasons they do not even know but of course it will be the guys fault. When females are experiencing this crazy coconut syndrome they should be avoided at all cost for at least 3-4 days, do not communicate with them through any medium as they might unleash on you at any time. There is no known cure for this crazy coconut syndrome, yet some scholars maintain that chocolate, warm drinks, hot water bottles, bunches of flowers and saying lies like "yes your right, yes it my fault, its ok that your like this" seems to calm the beasts.

Shes being an absolute crazy coconut, stay the hell away from her.

by PaulTheLegend August 6, 2010

Colon the Barbarian

Another term for a faggot who loves sticking his cock up other blokes arses. After the film Conan the Barbarian

Look at Gary checking Michael out, he's a right Colon the Barbarian

by London_Ad October 6, 2006

Coconut Creampie

An in depth sex maneuver when a man shits(coco-) on his balls(-nut), then cums on them(cream-), and finally shoves his balls into a vagina(-pie). The coconut cream balls can also be used to tea-bag an unsuspecting victim for comedic effect.

Jennifer: What did you say he did with his balls?
Betsy: He gave me a Coconut Creampie for desert. It was fantastic.

by CMonster August 17, 2012